Inspiration: Friday Night

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I think I just say a UFO. It was flying really fast, but then a shooting star passed, but then the shooting star STOPPED. AND IT FLASHED. It flashed like it was taking a picture of me and I felt so unprepared. I mean I'm in my joggers with no bra on and my hair out from a week of work. Do you think aliens make clouds? Like yo cover their tracks in the sky. I'm sure our planet is like a store closing sale; grab what you can before its gone. So sad how we started amazing things like Disneyland and french toast and have become the laughing stalk of the galexy. Just saw a plane fly by. Not as impressive once you've seen a star cruise against the inky night sky. Wish I held up a sign: Human in need of new planet. Now comes with dog and husband. Maybe they come to our planet the way we go to bars; stop in, get fucked up, and somehow make it home. Dad I crashed the ship. Where were ya? Earth. Its pandemic season. Jimmy got me passes to the places still open. Glester what did I tell you about going to earth? Its crawling with disease. The clouds seem really thin snd linear tonight. All pointing in the direction that the UFO went. Like skid marks on the sky. Oh the breeze coming in. Such a weird little world we live in. To see the sky still light out at, ten oclock at night? Wait.

Hope you enjoyed a little monologue from ys favorite word vomitter! Don't forget to make your own before you get fucked up at home. See ya Tuesday!!